The Serby Mock 1.0 — no trades — gets John Mara his quarterback and Aaron Glenn a weapon for whomever his quarterback will be.
Mock 2.0 will include the Eagles and Chiefs in the appropriate order following Super Bowl 2025.
In the meantime, 1-30:
1. тιтans
Cam Ward, QB, Miami, Fla.
Will Levis is famous for putting mayonnaise in his coffee. It hasn’t helped him play quarterback (21 TDs, 16 INTs) the past two seasons. New GM Mike Borgonzi could entertain a trade, but take the playmaker quarterback if you have a conviction in him. Coach Brian Callahan: “He’s incredibly talented.” Smokescreen? Could be, of course.
2. Browns
Travis Hunter, CB/WR, Colorado
Coach Prime might like the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, but Archie Manning convinces him that if you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere. An elite weapon or shutdown corner, or both with a bridge QB on his way.
3. Giants
Shedeur Sanders, QB, Colorado
In case you haven’t heard, Joe Schoen and Brian Daboll are desperate. Don’t expect Jayden Daniels, but his arm is good enough, and the spotlight won’t faze him. Malik Nabers can play catch with him on any given Manhattan street.
4. Patriots
Abdul Carter, Edge, Penn State
New coach Mike Vrabel needs a LT and WR for Drake Maye, but he inherits the league’s worst pᴀss rush (28 sacks). Carter is Micah Parsons Lite to hound Josh Allen.
5. Jaguars
Mason Graham, DT, Michigan
New coach Liam Coen will help Trevor Lawrence, so an enforcer joins Arik Armstead to help Josh Hines-Allen and Travon Walker upgrade the 31st-ranked defense.
6. Raiders
Will Johnson, CB, Michigan
A 6-foot-2, 205-pound corner to combat Patrick Mahomes, Justin Herbert and Bo Nix. Tom Brady and GM John Spytek are Michigan men. Just sayin’.
7. Jets
Tetairoa McMillan, WR, Arizona
A 6-5, 212-pound Drake London comp who would complement Garrett Wilson for whomever lines up behind center.
8. Panthers
Jalon Walker, Edge, Georgia
GM Dan Morgan needs a replacement for Brian Burns, and here’s one with a 4.0 GPA from North Carolina.
9. Saints
Ashton Jeanty, RB, Boise State
Alvin Kamara will be 30 in training camp. So many needs, so best-player-available following the success of Bijan Robinson, Jahmyr Gibbs, Saquon Barkley and Derrick Henry.
10. Bears
Will Campbell, OL, LSU.
New coach Ben Johnson won’t succeed if Caleb Williams endures 68 sacks again.
11. 49ers, Kelvin Banks, OT, Texas
An heir apparent for LT Trent Williams, who turns 37 in July.
12. Cowboys
Kenneth Grant, DT, Michigan
A dominant run-stuffer that new defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus will need to defend Barkley. And Osa Odighizuwa is a free agent.
13. Dolphins
Tyler Booker, G, Alabama
A plug-and-play starter for the woeful interior O-line to open holes for electric De’Von Achane and protect Tua Tagovailoa.
14. Colts
Malaki Starks
(S, Georgia)
New defensive coordinator Lou Anarumo lands an elite playmaker to pair with Nick Cross.
15. Falcons
Mykel Williams, Edge, Georgia
Second worst in sacks (31), so a long-armed 6-5, 265-pounder and stout run-defender will excite new defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich.
16. Cardinals
James Pierce Jr., Edge, Tennessee
Coach Jonathan Gannon needs more heat in the desert on quarterbacks, and this 6-5, 243-pounder fits the bill.
17. Bengals
Tyler Warren, TE, Penn State
A 6-6, 260-pound target for Joe Burrow to replace either TE Mike Gesicki or WR Tee Higgins.
18. Seahawks
Armand Membou, OL, Missouri
A 6-4, 320-pounder who can step right in at either guard position to help RBs Kenneth Walker III and Zach Charbonnet.
19. Buccaneers
Jihaad Campbell, LB, Alabama
Todd Bowles is aware that free agent Lavonte David just turned 35.
20. Broncos
Colston Loveland, TE, Michigan
A 6-5, 245-pound toy for Sean Payton and weapon for Bo Nix. Keeps him away from Jim Harbaugh as well.
21. Steelers
Emeka Egbuka, WR, Ohio State
No. 1 wide receiver George Pickens isn’t optimistic about the offense, and president Art Rooney II isn’t optimistic that Pickens will be a Steeler after 2025.
22. Chargers
Jahdae Barron, CB, Texas
Defensive coordinator Jesse Minter has to worry about Mahomes, and corners Asante Samuel Jr. and Kristian Fulton are free agents.
23. Packers
Mike Green, Edge, Marshall
Defensive coordinator Jeff Hafley needs this 6-4, 250-pounder to juice the pᴀss rush.
24. Vikings
Derrick Harmon, DT, Oregon
With more than $70 million in salary-cap space to use on an interior offensive lineman, defensive coordinator Brian Flores can use an interior pᴀss rusher alongside Jonathan Greenard and Andrew Van Ginkel.
25. Texans
Matthew Golden, WR, Texas
Even if they bring back free agent WR Stefon Diggs, he’s 31 and WR Tank Dell’s gruesome leg injury has his future uncertain.
26. Rams
Josh Simmons, OT, Ohio State
A season-ending knee injury drops him to where Sean McVay pounces, with RT Rob Havenstein entering his age-33 season opposite LT Alaric Jackson.
27. Ravens
Josh Conerly, OT, Oregon
LT Ronnie Stanley turns 31 in March and is a free agent. Lamar Jackson and King Henry can’t do it by themselves.
28. Lions
Shemar Stewart, DE, Texas A&M
Coach Dan Campbell loses defensive coordinator Aaron Glenn but adds a 6-6, 285-pound bookend for Aidan Hutchinson.
29. Commanders
Luther Burden III, WR, Missouri
An elusive, 5-11, 205-pound contested-catch, YAC playmaker to take the burden off Terry McLaurin for Daniels.
30. Bills
Walter Nolen, DT, Ole Miss
An interior disruptor to pair with Ed Oliver with Austin Johnson a free agent.
