Barstool’s Dave Portnoy could not wait to rub salt in the wound of the Kansas City Chiefs and quarterback Patrick Mahomes amid their embarrᴀssing Super Bowl 2025 defeat to the Philadelphia Eagles.

Portnoy shared a video to X before the end of the third quarter, captioned: ‘Emergency Press Conference – Yes this game sucked but at least we never have to hear idiot fans compare the Chiefs dynasty to the Patriots dynasty ever again.’

And in the clip, he said: ‘Alright, emergency press conference. It’s still the third quarter but the Chiefs have embarrᴀssed themselves on a national scale. Absolutely demolished by the Eagles.

‘Patrick Mahomes looks like a JV quarterback. That doesn’t take away from the fact they have got three тιтles. It does stop the conversation – which didn’t really bother me, I thought it was funny – people comparing the New England Patriots dynasty to the Chiefs dynasty.

‘They don’t even belong in the same field. The Chiefs would never, ever beat the Patriots, not in a million years. Patrick Mahomes is not Tom Brady. Tom Brady has never puked on himself in the way Patrick Mahomes just did.

‘And I know Patrick Mahomes doesn’t like Barstool – big deal. He was awful, couldn’t rise up, no protection, fine. Brady would have found a way so let’s just end that. 

Barstool’s Dave Portnoy could not wait to rub salt in the wound of the Kansas City Chiefs

‘There’s a big difference between six Super Bowl rings – Brady has seven in total – but six Super Bowl rings and three. Patriots have never embarrᴀssed themselves like that in a big game, ever. They have never been blown out like that in a Super Bowl.

‘The Chiefs, everyone said they were a paper tiger this year and it turned out they were.’

‘They don’t belong in the same building. I don’t want to say they tore down their legacy but they will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be mentioned in the same breath as the New England Patriots ever again and rightly so.’

‘Mahomes isn’t the same league as Tom Brady. Andy Reid isn’t in the same league as Bill Belichick. We got a terrible game but at least it settled that debate.’