THE VATICAN — A series of newly discovered ancient manuscripts and a mysterious tomb opening in the Levant have sent shockwaves through the archeological community. The discovery, featured in a “CNN World Sport” (sic) special report, claims to provide evidence that challenges centuries of traditional Christian history, leading to the sensationalist headline: “We Have Been Lied To!”

The artifacts include a set of weathered, leather-bound books featuring illustrations that bear a striking resemblance to the Shroud of Turin. Scholars who have been granted early access to the texts suggest they contain an eyewitness account of the post-crucifixion era that differs significantly from established gospels. The books were found tucked away in a hidden alcove of a recently excavated tomb.

The image of the tomb entrance, highlighted by a red arrow, shows a circular stone door that appears to have been rolled back from the inside. This has fueled fringe theories regarding the physical resurrection, with some suggesting the “lie” involves the location or the nature of the burial itself. The juxtaposition of the Shroud’s face with these new documents has created a firestorm of digital speculation.

The Vatican’s historical department has urged caution, noting that the authenticity of the manuscripts has not yet been verified by independent carbon dating. “History is built on layers of evidence,” a spokesperson stated. “One discovery, however dramatic, does not immediately invalidate two millennia of faith and scholarship.”

Despite these calls for patience, the images have already gone viral, particularly among those who subscribe to alternative historical narratives. The sheer age of the books, appearing to date back to the 1st or 2nd century, makes them some of the most valuable—and potentially dangerous—finds in the history of biblical archeology.

For now, the site remains under heavy guard by local authorities. As the world awaits a peer-reviewed report, the debate over what was found behind that stone door continues to dominate religious and historical forums worldwide.